By. J. Paul Schiek — I’ll go out on a limb and say it’s a fairly rare thing for me to look at an idea or intellectual property and grow legitimately jealous that I wasn’t the one to think of it. Okay, well, it probably happens more often than I’m letting on, but in the case of Wolverton: Thief Of Impossible Objects, it’s been a hard one to let go, let alone forget. I mean, look at it for Pete’s sakes?! It’s a comic book about a jewel thief who is six parts Westley from Princess Bride, and four parts literally every David Niven role ever. He’s extraordinary, he’s a gentleman, and he takes his leagues the same way the San Diego Padres take their chances of ever winning a World Series (20,000 under).