Thirsty Thursday: That Good Xornographic Content
By Allison Senecal — The following piece is rated X for XORNOGRAPHIC CONTENT.
House of X #2
Artist: Pepe Larraz
Colorist: Marte Gracia
House of X #2 - It sure was nice of Marvel to finally lean into my huge crush on Rose Byrne’s Moira from the films in this extremely surprising way.
Gun Girl Moira. Hot Scientist Moira. LADY APOCALYPSE MOIRA. Looks like we can have it all. And, of course, we had Mystique and Destiny doing the biggest Couples Mic-Drop™ of all time.
Powers of X #2
Artist: R.B. Silva
Inker: R.B. Silva and Adriano Di Benedetto
Colorist: Marte Gracia
Powers of X #2 - Daddy. Magneto. Oh ho and more Cyclops-masquerading-as-a-top. It absolutely will be done, you’re right. Is the Phalanx hot? With that almost-Proxima-Midnight-looking headpiece, I might be willing to assimilate.
Powers of X #3
Artist: R.B. Silva
Inker: R.B. Silva and Adriano Di Benedetto
Colorist: Marte Gracia
Powers of X #3 - Haha...roasting people for being into Nimrod while I’m over here asking Karima for her number? Never.
HIS NAME IS NORTH AND HIS MOMMAS ARE POLARIS AND EMMA FROST. Does he have any lines? Who cares. I even had to snag a better panel from a previous issue. He doesn’t do anything, but he doesn’t have to.
Nihilistic Xorn really does it for me too. Is that a uniquely millennial thing? Hehe, yeah baby, I wanna see your black hole. This is the ending I’ve always wanted too, baby.
House of X #3
Artist: Pepe Larraz
Colorist: Marte Gracia
House of X #3 - Let me edit last month’s piece real quick...ahem. “Slap me, MUM.” What is THIS? Emma can stic- *hauled away by my editor*
MADEMOISELLE ST. CROIX TOO? I may not be alive next week either.
Daredevil #10
Artist: Jorge Fornes
Colorist: Jordie Bellaire
Daredevil #10 - I said X-Men content only but then Elektra showed up and she was smellin’ like death and one thing led to another...
Do I even rate these things anymore? Would anyone make this piece at under 5-THIRST DROPLETS?
Allison buys books professionally and comics unprofessionally. You can find her chaotic neutral Twitter feed at @maliciousglee.