By Allison Senecal — This is a “NO HUMANS” thirst zone this month (and possibly forever, let’s be real). All HOUSE OF X and POWERS OF X, as well as some sweet sweet covers from the announced Dawn of X titles. A mutants-only VIP list, if you will.

Enjoy!

House of X #1
Artist: Pepe Larraz
Colorist: Marte Gracia
House of X #1 - Magneto has always been #daddy but this was a new level. We sure do have new gods now. *fanning motion*

House of X #1
Artist: Pepe Larraz
Colorist: Marte Gracia
Cypher might be a nerd, but he has never skipped leg day and that’s a fact. And Larraz’s Sage. *weeps*

The other thing Charles is growing here is thirst.

House of X #1
Artist: Pepe Larraz
Colorist: Marte Gracia
Some people seem to think this is plant!Scott, and maybe it is, but my thirst-senses tell me this is Vulcan, who, in case you missed it circa that Brooks cover, is super hot now.

WARNING: this mutant mash-up recipe will yield an infinite serving of THIRST.

Powers of X #1
Artist: R.B. Silva
Inker: R.B. Silva and Adriano Di Benedetto
Colorist: Marte Gracia
Powers of X #1 – LOOK, IT’S MY NEW WIFE, RASPUTIN. She stabs! She phases! Apparently she’s….UNTOUCHABLE! She has that Laura Kinney heart!!

Powers of X #1
Artist: R.B. Silva
Inker: R.B. Silva and Adriano Di Benedetto
Colorist: Marte Gracia
Silva’s Mystique is my new favorite Mystique. LOOK AT HER.

Marauders #1
Cover Artist: Russell Dauterman
Colorist: Matt Wilson
Marauders #1 cover – This is gonna be the Hot Girl book, and you can not change my mind. Bishop is a hot girl now. FERAL KITTY. Excuse me, ma’am. Kate. Kate Pryde. ORORO OUT HERE KILLING US WITH THOSE CHEEKBONES. Emma’s GLOVES. Slap me, Mom. Yo ho ho,

Can someone prepare the high tea, because this British book is THIRSTY.

Excalibur #1
Artist: Mahmud Asrar
Colorist: Matt Wilson
Excalibur #1 cover – BETSY! SHE! Look at that Cap Britain design. Rogue, honey, your best look. THE RIOT GAYS, Rictor and Jubes, are even here! I’M SO PROUD OF EVERYONE except Apocalypse, but maybe the raw power of eroticism of Age of X-Man has carried over.

I hope there are plenty of beverages on this space trip, because A. even mutants need water to live, and B. I AM THIRSTY.

New Mutants #1
Artist: Rod Reis
New Mutants #1 – ROD $%#%ING REIS GETTING TO GIVE US HIS TAKES ON ILLYANA AND DANI AND XI’AN AND RAHNE (who doesn’t have that terrible Uncanny hair anymore!!) and the men I guess. I’m KIDDING, BERTO IS ALIVE. DOUG IS HERE. CHAMBER GOT INVITED. MONDO IS THICC AND READY TO GO TO SPACE. LOOK AT THIS COVER!!!!!

EVERYONE GETS 💦💦💦💦💦 out of 5 THIS MONTH!

Allison buys books professionally and comics unprofessionally. You can find her chaotic neutral Twitter feed at @maliciousglee.