By Allison Senecal — Welcome to a “Mostly War of the Realms But Hey Other Stuff Still Exists” Thirsty Thursday! Also, a sign from the X-Men gods that Polaris and Havok made this column, but separately, in the same month.

Enjoy!

Artist: Russell Dauterman
Colorist: Matt Wilson
War of the Realms #1-4: I didn’t even know what to highlight here. The entire event has been a feast for the senses. Dauterman is one of my favorite Thor artists and I won’t even show you Thor himself for this one, because Odin and Freyja were thirst personified in issue 4. Looks like they still got it.
💦💦💦💦💦 out of 5

Artist: Andrea Sorrentino
Colorist: Matt Wilson
War of the Realms: War Scrolls #1 – SIR MURDOCK. LORD DAREDEVIL. THE GOD WITHOUT FEAR. LORD OF THE ALL-POWERFUL GLUTES. That last one is not in the comic, but it’s real.
💦💦💦💦💦 out of 5

Artist: Marco Checchetto
Colorist: Sunny Gho
Daredevil #4 – Matt’s out here wearing Frank’s clothes and being kinky. What is this run even about?
💦💦💦💦💦 out of 5

Artist: German Peralta
Colorist: Mike Spicer
Prisoner X #3 – LORNA!!!! I am just in love with this art team. I can not stress enough how juicy and vibrant everyone looks in this series. But this is such a powerful Polaris. I’d give a kidney to see them get a shot at another book featuring her. SHE!
💦💦💦💦💦 out of 5

Artist: Claudia Balboni
Colorist: Marissa Louise
Fairlady #1 – I feel I have to mention the cat people? For the furries out there, I got you! But also just more gorgeous fantasy ladies with edgy haircuts out here kicking my ass.
💦💦💦💦 out of 5

Artist: Maria Llovet
Faithless #1 – How could I run a thirst column and not include the most high-profile current erotic comic??? I don’t think I’m even allowed to show you the Tula Lotay variant.
💦💦💦💦💦 out of 5

Penciler: Carlos Villa (Uncanny) and Pere Perez (Uncanny WOTR)
Inkers: Juan Vlasco and Craig Yeung (Uncanny)
Colorist: Guru-eFX (Uncanny) and Rachelle Rosenberg (Uncanny WOTR)
Uncanny X-Men #18 and WOTR: Uncanny X-Men #2 – Some good Alex Summers content! That’s it! That’s all!

Artist: Marco Castiello
Colorist: Rachelle Rosenberg
Giant-Man #1 - I mean the tagline is “look at these absolute units” and we absolutely should.
💦💦💦💦 out of 5

And one more Polaris and Havok for the road. (Also courtesy of Prisoner X #1.)

Allison buys books professionally and comics unprofessionally. You can find her chaotic neutral Twitter feed at @maliciousglee.